From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

It's the best of Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

From the greatest country in the world, broadcasting from the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City,

a Black Friday Best of of Fox Across America with your main man, Jimmy Fala.

I, of course, am in route on a plane to San Luis Obispo,

where I will be performing this evening at the Fremont Theater.

I will be spending my Saturday in Vegas, Vegas, baby, at Durango for two shows.

There's probably less than 10 tickets available to both.

If you want to get one, Fox Across America.com.

But now's no time for Jimmy and his stand-up comedy sandwich board.

We have stacked the deck on this program.

You're going to hear from Eric Trump, the president's son,

my favorite senator in the world, John Kennedy from the great state of Louisiana.

Somebody we quote so much on this show when it comes to things like, I don't know, law enforcement.

Look, if you hate cops just because of the cops, the next time you get in trouble,

call a crackhead. But we owe, we quote Kennedy on everything. We quote him on the Green New Deal.

We cannot run the greatest economy by putting fairy dust and unicorn urine in our cars.

And he's going to be joining us for a chit chat about whether I owe owe him royalties for all of these soundbites I play on the show.

He's also going to give us his take on the lockdown or shutdown anyway that consumed 43 days of our American lives.

And then we will, of course, talk to Joe Concha and Diamond Dave Landau, comedy sexiest man.

It's Black Friday.

You're out shopping for discount electronics

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