Forced to Resign for Denying a Sword to King Charles | 10.3.25

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🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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1:11.4	I ain't repeating myself.
1:12.8	Go ahead.
1:13.3	Tell me something right now.
1:14.9	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
1:17.4	I'm not a racist.
1:18.8	And I'm always chilling.
1:20.4	Oh, yeah.
1:21.4	Yeah. Good morning and welcome to episode 1807 of Hard Factor.
1:49.7	It is Friday, October 3rd, 2025.
1:53.8	Enjoy your first Friday in October today.
1:56.4	Hope it's crisp.
1:58.1	Oh, yeah.
1:59.2	You know, fall Friday. Right. This has got a good feel to it uh thank you for
2:04.8	cheating cheating no go ahead tell them thank you for cheating on the news no no i mean they know what
2:09.4	i'm going to say on that what you're going to say well that means there won't be a friday the 13th
2:13.2	in october thank god because the true that means the 10th that means the 17th, the 24th, the 31st, if I'm doing the math. There you go. And you're our math guy. Yeah. Thank you. Adding sevens is easy. Thank you for you. For you. Math mark on that one. And thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80% accuracy guaranteed. Patreon.com.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor today, Pat is up first.
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