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And now, what's the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus.

I'm Mr. Titus. And this today is the Armageddon update.

And this one goes out to the experts.

The people who really have the world figured out, the ones who know that the chem trails are causing crop failure and homosexuality,

and that the cell towers are making sperm have to form support groups in the testicles so they can get their confidence back.

You get that we are living in a time where every conspiracy has come true, to the point that your dumb QAnon made up conspiracy about aliens watching the planet and flying around,

cutting the lips off of cows, and probing

the anuses of Trump supporters as not only true, but compared to what is actually happening is

boring as shit. Conspiracies are by definition something there is no evidence for. Now,

I used to dig him personally. I used to think about the FEMA camps that had coffins stacked up,

and now I have pictures of coffins stacked up.

I believe Area 51 is run by the grays to protect us from the blue aliens, but it turns out it's not true.

It's actually worse.

Now, you morons are talking about Obama Gate?

So sweet potato Hitler came up with a name without a crime.

You do know that Watergate was named after the Watergate

Hotel. There is no gate about Obama. Idiots. And now, there was a conspiracy that was pushed by

Republicans for years. I remember it, that a Democrat would come in and make himself king.

He'd take over the country, installed his people, killed democracy, and steal billions. But instead,

a Republican came in, installed his children who yesterday, Jared, I am not a robot Kushner,

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