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Hello, welcome to the All Out Politics Podcast. I'm Madam Bolton, and joining me this week are the editor-in-chief of the new statesman and the author of Who Are We Now? Stories of Modern England. He also wrote The Last Game, Love, Death and Football, Jason Cowley, the political commentator, Emma and Sky's chief political correspondent John Craig.

This week, what else? Sport and politics collide as England is gripped by football fever

in its first big final since 1966. Everyone, I think, is rejoicing at the football success.

And I think the line to take, Mr. Speaker, is from Mr. Barnes.

You've got to hold and give, but do it at the right time.

You can be slow or fast, but you must get to the line.

And can I reassure you, Mr Speaker, that we ain't no

hooligans. This ain't a football song. Three lions on my chest, I know we can't go wrong.

Well, Jacob Rees-Mogg wasn't the only unlikely football fan to emerge in the ranks of the

cabinet.

The Prime Minister wore across of St George Badge at Prime Minister's Questions, and he was in

Wembley's Royal Blocks in an England shirt.

The Home Secretary was pictured celebrating the victory over Denmark in a replica jersey.

Have they got any right to exploit this situation? We'll talk about that.

But let's listen first of all to the Prime Minister and the Chancellor displaying their football knowledge.

I don't think I've ever seen an England team play with such creativity and

flair and versatility and just keep going like that. You know, the way Rahim Sterling and Harry

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