Foodie Behavior

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Going out to dinner is tough when you're allergic to substitutions. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	No, I think it's so hot when people throw money around.
0:02.5	I thought that was too. I literally almost said. I was like, that made me attractive to Kobe.
0:06.6	Yeah, it's sexy. I was like, handle it, King.
0:09.0	Yeah.
0:09.5	Handle it. Don't let me see.
0:11.9	Like, we must be, but go fix it.
0:14.4	Take care of my problems, Kobe.
0:27.2	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates Why?
0:29.6	Non-crimes.
0:30.4	Where is pink?
0:34.4	Yeah, yeah, I am wearing a flesh tone, too, piece sweater set. That's it. Flesh tone, yeah, I am wearing a flesh tone two piece sweater set.
0:38.7	That's it.
0:39.5	Flesh tone, yeah.
0:40.5	It is definitely like one notch above your flesh tone.
0:45.8	It looks like you're like just striped with orange.
0:50.2	Yeah, I look like shit and I'm comfortable.
0:53.2	Comfortability is key.
0:54.3	Today, we ask, we humbly ask that you turn off the YouTube and return to Spotify.
0:59.7	We beg of you, get off the YouTube.
1:02.1	This is not meant to be seen.
1:04.1	And if you are on YouTube, just close your eyes and just listen.
1:08.6	I humbly request the opposite and that, you know, just instead of maybe how I led into this
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