Down Bad Birthday

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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It’s Sarah’s birthday, and she’ll pretend not to care if she wants to! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Even with the girl code?
0:03.2	She is guilty.
0:04.9	I'm going to say.
0:06.5	No, no, she's not.
0:08.1	Wait, fuck.
0:08.8	Yes, she is.
0:09.6	Wait, no.
0:11.1	No, but...
0:12.5	Ah!
0:18.4	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:29.1	Hi Griff, how are you? I'm great. I'm loving both of our outfits today. We got the color memo, I guess. Yeah, pastels. What the heck.
0:40.2	Pastels and cheetah print for you. I love the mismatch. It's very like Gen Z.
0:45.3	I can't claim that it was intentional. I may have sweat through something else.
0:52.0	Okay. But we're wearing what we're wearing.
0:54.4	And your, your cardi is cute.
0:56.8	Kira, I am going to be home in a few days.
1:00.5	Ooh, that's good.
1:01.6	And I just feel so happy.
1:05.1	I'm so excited.
1:06.8	Time for recharge.
1:08.2	Yeah, I haven't been home for Thanksgiving in years.
1:11.7	So it'll be nice to...
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