Now before we start this week's podcast, I as a gastrointestinal

and all just have to share a completely random fact that's very important

and I must have everyone know it.

Did you guys know that wombats, those cute little Australian mammals, actually poop in cubes.

That's right, their poop is shaped like cubes and for a while we didn't actually know about

it.

Now as humans we are fascinated by Rubik's Cubes, but only one animal

in the entire world is able to poop in that shape and that is the bear-nosed

wombat. The other fun fact about this Australian marsupial is that it actually squeezes out about 100

six-sided turds every day, an ability that is long mystified scientists as we can't understand

the evolutionary advantage for it.

But now I know this fact and so to you. Now let's get back into it with

regards to our podcast. Now Kaysha, Kaysha, Kaysh, I don't know, money signed, shah. We're not exactly sure what her name is, but she put out a song and in that

song she said, she wakes up in the morning feeling like P didi, she grabs her glasses, she's

out the door, she's gonna hit this city. and then she says before I leave I brush my teeth with a ball of jack because when I leave for the night I ain't coming back and when I heard those lyrics it actually brought to mind a specific issue. The issue that as

Americans our patients have no idea what to eat, especially if they're using

Jack Daniels to brush their teeth. And just another fact for you, Jack Daniels is

actually Frank Sinatra's favorite

beverage the guy could have anything New York New York but he likes his Kentucky

bourbon really a whiskey but we're not going to really go into that right now but

here's the thing I have patients who come in every single day

who tell me I don't know what to eat. I hear all these things on the internet,

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