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Follow Up Thursday: Should He Hire A Super Attractive Executive Assistant?

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🗓️ 9 March 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Follow Up Thursday: He was going to hire the GREATEST executive assistant ever…but would it be worth his marriage? We’ve got a follow up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The virtue this was super cute though. You know dose acute today little girls are dead

0:06.1

Pat her mom right on the butt she had comments

0:36.1

my favorite part is they know that they're recording and they know that most people won't be able to understand their kids so

0:48.0

that is like telling everybody exactly what the kid just said. You can't use that when you record your kids you just

0:54.4

automatically launch into translator mode. I couldn't understand it. All right so we call it follow up Thursday for a

1:00.6

reason we forget about things that have happened on the version we don't give you guys closer so you

1:05.6

like virtue. How about it. This one came from Claire Hayes back at the end of September. You guys got an

1:14.9

email from a guy named Gary. He was about to hire a gorgeous assistant. Gary's marriage had been on

1:21.7

shaky ground and his friends advised against hiring her. What did Gary ever do? So Gary was on the hunt

1:30.9

for an executive assistant and after interviewing over a dozen men and women he found the perfect candidate but she

1:37.4

was a Kim Kardashian look alike and to make matters worse he was going through a rough patch in his own marriage because of this his

1:44.3

friends thought she shouldn't he should not hire the woman out of fear that he would cheat and he's worried wouldn't do

1:50.6

that but he was considering his friends comments. Did he hire the woman or not. So you guys wanted to follow up

1:57.1

your email does at the bird show.com and we followed up most got the email. Hi bird show. Sure I'll give you an update on my

2:05.4

marriage and assistant. Unfortunately I have to admit that I screwed up. I did end up hiring Carrot despite my friends

2:13.5

advised and opinions. I also am ashamed to admit that it wasn't for the right reasons either. I had actually

2:20.2

decided against it but after a particularly heated argument with my wife. I made the impulsive

2:26.2

decision to hire Carrot out of spite towards my wife. Dude. Come on. How did you end up there? It is

2:34.1

something I will always regret. I want to be clear that I did not develop any romantic feelings for

2:40.3

Carrot. However it did cause additional tension in my marriage. My wife felt insecure and paranoid about my

2:47.9

intentions in retrospect. I understand. As for Carrot her performance as my assistant was terrible and I ended up

2:56.2

letting her go just before Christmas. So not only did hiring her not help my marriage it also didn't

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