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Follow Up Thursday PT 2: Her Husband Couldn’t Keep Up In The Bedroom!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Her husband couldn't keep up in the bedroom, and it was starting to put a strain on their marriage. Were the two able to get their groove back? It's #FollowUpThursday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You've got a good-looking kid now, but man when that kid came out initially you're like that is one busted baby hit us up with the photo of that ugly ugly baby now the baby isn't fine now

0:13.7

well it came out you looked at him or he looked at you and you guys both went oh boy

0:18.9

oh man like put it back in it's not done biking yet.

0:24.0

Yeah.

0:25.0

Oh, we've got a little doy over here.

0:28.0

Do you know how to Photoshop?

0:29.0

No, do you know how to Photoshop?

0:30.0

So today is the last day to get the pictures there.

0:32.0

Today is the last day to get the pictures there.

0:32.6

Today is the last day to submit your pictures of your ugly baby.

0:36.4

Never thought those words would come out of my mouth.

0:38.1

Go to the Birt Show.com to get yourself submitted for the Birt Show's busted baby bracket and we very

0:44.8

well could be selecting your baby to feature in our bracket which kicks off on

0:49.7

Monday just in time for the madness of March.

0:53.2

And you're like, why would I ever do that?

0:55.2

Well, because $1,000 is a lot of money.

0:57.2

If you got the ugliest baby.

0:59.0

It's gotta be yours or it's gotta be you.

1:01.8

It can't be somebody else's kid that's just cruel and mean.

1:05.0

So either your kid or you in the picture has to be of them as a newborn in three months or less.

1:10.0

All right, there will not be a ceremony or anything like that.

1:14.0

It's just going to be, we're handing you a thousand dollars.

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