The Bert Show.

My, Bert's Big Adventure needs your help with the most important thing right now, and that is

finding families to go on Bert's Big Adventure 2026.

We just opened the applications, and if you're new here, Bert's Big Adventure, is the trip

that we take down to Disney World every year with kids that have chronic and terminal illnesses.

We have built this amazing community, over 20 years of these special needs families.

And we go down to Disney World, man, we do it right. We pay for everything. And when I say we,

it's you guys listening, pay for everything. And we go VIP with a private plane, red carpet,

it is loud. It's a party for five days. But at the heart of it, obviously,

is our families, right? We need to find some families. And so here's just a couple of quick notes for

you. So the child needs to be between the ages of five and 12. There needs to be a chronic or

terminal illness. And this has to be their very first trip to Disney. Those were the three majors

right there. And it's always so crazy to me because there's families out there that are so deserving of

this trip.

Yet they look at themselves and they're like, nope, there's somebody out there that deserves

it more.

And they don't nominate themselves.

Yeah, we've had a family that had like three or four special needs kids that were all

sick at the time also. And they said, yeah,

no, there's definitely somebody worse than us. And I'm like, no, not really.

You overqualified. We want to take you, man. No, no, no, you're right in the, yeah. You should

definitely go on this trip. So if you are a teacher or a camp counselor or you know somebody in your neighborhood you're a neighbor or there's

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