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The Bert Show

Follow Up Thursday: Did Their Best Friend Agree To Be The Father Of Their Child?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

She and her wife asked their best friend to do something VERY personal. They want him to be their donor! He needed time to thing things over...did he give them the answer they wanted?

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0:00.0

Are we there yet, Dad?

0:03.0

Uh, nearly.

0:05.0

Dad, are we there yet?

0:08.0

Soon.

0:10.0

Are we there yet?

0:13.0

Literally around the corner.

0:16.0

Dad!

0:18.0

I know, I know. Are we there yet?

0:21.5

No.

0:23.6

Are we lost, Dad?

0:25.3

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

0:28.0

Should have gone to Speck, Save Us.

0:29.3

Book an eye test online.

0:33.3

The Bert Show.

0:43.5

If you weren't listening to yesterday's show, then you missed the agreement that we all made for all of you guys listening right now when it comes to your relationships and watching TV shows together.

0:45.2

And now it is American law.

0:46.3

That's just how it works now.

0:47.2

Okay.

0:56.5

So, and the law that we made yesterday, I do think we'll end some friction with some of you guys that are couples and you have a show together,

1:00.6

dedicated show together that's only yours and his, right?

1:02.4

What's the rule we came up with yesterday?

1:10.5

The rule is if you are watching a show with your significant other and your significant other falls asleep at any point in the episode of that show that you are watching, they now have to

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