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🗓️ 9 March 2025
⏱️ 92 minutes
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0:00.0 | The new five-pound meal deal from McDonald's. |
0:02.0 | Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what? |
0:08.0 | That's right, five pounds. |
0:10.0 | It's not called the five-pound meal deal for nothing. |
0:14.0 | From 11 AM, not available on delivery. Carbidated soft drink upgrade fees apply. |
0:18.0 | Participating restaurants, subjects availability. |
0:20.0 | First things first, you don't need pharmaceuticals to heal everything. |
0:26.1 | So you've spent decades saying things that are seemingly obvious, yet no one listens. |
0:31.5 | If you guys quit the weed, you too can become board certified. |
0:35.1 | I had a woman say to me once, she goes, why do you win every argument? |
0:38.0 | And I said, because I only argue when I'm right. |
0:40.0 | A lot of people argue about shit they don't know about, |
0:43.0 | and then their batting average is going to go down. |
0:45.6 | Almost every time I tell someone, go do something, |
0:48.1 | go paint your office, go wash your car, |
0:50.3 | when they inevitably, usually a woman yells, |
0:53.1 | she doesn't need to do that. |
0:54.6 | Like, they don't need, no one needs to do anything anymore. |
0:57.8 | That's where we're... |
0:58.3 | So do you think we have it too easy then? |
1:00.3 | That people's lives are just a little too good these days. |
1:03.1 | You could say good or easy, but I feel sorry for these people. |
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