When it comes to making the Yule Tide Gay, lesbians with arts and crafts are where it's at.

There's no better way to celebrate than by grabbing a glue gun, some tinsel and some glitter,

and decorating your home to look like the church Christmas bazaar had a little too much eggnog.

But if you faint at the thought of pulling out the drill press when you need to make a hole in the wall,

there's the delightfully butch lesbian Hillary Clint with her new web series Dyke It Yourself

to show you how to do it yourself.

Today, Maggie Ferris, the creator of Dyke It Yourself,

hosted by her alter ego, Hilary Clint,

joins us to look at the wild and wonderful world of how-to TV shows,

from Martha Stewart to Amy Sedaris, from Cooking with Drag Queens, to Dyke It Yourself.

Plus, ABC's new TV show, live in front of a studio audience, The Facts of Life, casts

Catherine Hahn as 80s lesbian icon Joe Polnichek.

Twitter says no to doxing and revenge porn.

Will they be deleting the whole site?

And Princess Butterheads at the Minnesota State Fair.

I'm Fausto Furnos. I'm Mark Phileon. And this is Feast of Fun.

Before we begin, let's listen to a little bit of dike it yourself, where the show's host,

Hillary Clint teaches viewers how to make a picture frame.

Welcome to dike it yourself. I'm Hillary Clint, and I'm here to help you dike it yourself.

Today, we'll be making a picture frame. Why would you need a picture frame? Put a picture in, dumb ass. I'm here to help you dike it yourself. Today, we'll be making a picture frame.

Why would you need a picture frame?

Put a picture in, dumb ass.

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