More intense than a fight between white and Puerto Rican street gangs, who just happened to have five years of ballet, jazz, and modern under their dance belts, it's Feast of Fun. Today we remember the legendary Broadway titan Stephen Sondheim, best known for musicals like West Side Story, Company, Sweeney Todd,

and Madonna's Dick Tracy movie. Sondheim passed away this weekend at the age of 91.

Join us for this and all the sizzling hot news. Tom Ford says Lady Gaga's house of Gucci

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And a drag race queen is sick of cancel culture.

I'm Fausta Furnos.

I'm Mark Fillion.

And this is Feast of Fun. Once upon a time, once upon a time I had plenty of nothing, which is fine with me because I had rhythm, music love, the sun, the stars, and the moon above, had a clear blue sky and the deep blue sea.

That's when the best things in life were free.

That is Madonna singing Stephen Sondheim, my best impersonation.

That's actually not Madonna's voice because we can't afford it.

That was the only album of Madonna's you've ever bought, right?

No, I bought two albums.

You bought two albums.

Yeah, the Immaculate Collection, which every gay man owns.

But I, you know, and Michelle Vassage and lots of Madonna files,

Nadia Ginsburg, too, all agree that I'm breathless,

Madonna's album that was created with Stephen Sondheim of all people

because Warren Beatty said,

please save me from Madonna.

So they, Steven saw, I guess Madonna was dating Warren Beatty.

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