As kids, we asked for all kinds of wacky holiday presents, like glow in the dark silly

putty, easy bake ovens, creepy crawlers that burnt to, and gobbles the crazy

eating goat.

But one 10-year-old girl's Christmas wish list is going viral for its particularly ambitious

requests, which include a new phone, designer purses and shoes, pink, duct tape, and $4,000 in cold, hard cash.

Who doesn't want these things for Christmas? Get in line girl!

Today, comedian Shannon Noel joins us to take a look at outrageous Christmas presents we wanted as kids,

and how much you'd need to spend if your kid asked for all the things

on this notorious list. Plus, Chick-fil-A-Go-Gay, sort of. How to survive a crocodile attack.

Roo Girl Miss Fame calls out Justin Beaver for low-balling her with a $500 offer to be in his next music video.

And cooking with drag queen star Erica Clash gets refused service at Wadoburger in Austin, Texas for being in drag.

Whatever burger. I'm Fausta Furnos. I'm Mark Fillion.

And this is Feast of Fun. Ever since I was a

dream

and I have had one dream in mind, and I hope and pray that maybe it will finally come true.

It's a simple wish that everyone has had from time to time, so I know you'll understand me when I share my dream with you.

I want to be rich, famous, and powerful. Step on all my enemies and never do a thing. I want to be rich,

famous, and powerful. So all I have to do in life is sit around and sing. I don't want to work, struggle, or compromise. When I set a goal, I want to reach it right away, because paying your dues, that's just for other guys. As for me, I want what I want, and I want it all today. I don't want to audition. I don't want to take class.

I want to be discovered while I'm sitting on my ass.

I should not have to suffer.

I should not have to sweat.

I drive that for 10 minutes, and look, what did I get?

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