FOF #2051 – Matteo Lane’s Sex Life
Feast of Fun: Gay Talk Show
Fausto Fernós
4.4 • 834 Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2014
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Matteo Lane is having a rough time dating guys because they worry he’s not only going to kiss and tell, but that he’ll be putting their dick size on blast.
Matteo recently made an appearance on Adam Devine’s House Party and he’s booked for the next season of MTV’s Guy Code, so as his fame rises, will it be even harder for him to find a guy who can stand up to public scrutiny?
Today Matteo Lane joins us to talk about this hot guy he’s been wanting to get lucky with but who doesn’t seem to want to put out.
MATTEO LANE: https://twitter.com/MatteoLane
Plus–
➤ Joan Rivers rises from the grave to endorse the new iPhone 6.
➤ Can we talk... on my new iPhone 6? It's to DIE for! Oh, oh, c'mon! You thought the grave would keep me from endorsing new products? You were wrong, DEAD wrong!
➤ The iconic American beers PBR, Schiltz and Lone Star are now owned by a Russian company.
➤ Sesame Street sends Cookie Monster to a time long ago in a galaxy far, far away.
➤ Farewell to Chicago’s bigoted Cardinal George.
➤ Restaurants in San Francisco brag about how salty their food is and how they don’t give a damn about being gluten free.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's hard to date men when you're an openly gay comedian who talks about his sex life as part of his act. |
| 0:12.1 | Comedian Mateo Lane is having a rough time dating guys because they worry he's not only going to kiss and tell, but that he'll be putting their dick size on blast. |
| 0:23.1 | Mateo recently made an appearance on Adam Devine's house party, and he's booked for the next |
| 0:27.5 | season of MTV's Guy Code. |
| 0:29.8 | So as his fame rises, will it be even harder for him to find a guy who can stand up to |
| 0:34.4 | public scrutiny? |
| 0:35.6 | Today, Mateo Lane joins us to talk about this hot guy he's been wanting to get lucky with, |
| 0:40.1 | but who doesn't seem to want to put out. |
| 0:42.3 | Plus, Joan Rivers rises from the grave to endorse the new iPhone 6. |
| 0:47.9 | The iconic American beers, PBR, Schlitz, and Lone Star are now owned by a Russian company. |
| 0:53.9 | Sesame Street sends Cookie Monster to a time long ago in a galaxy far, far away. |
| 1:01.9 | Farewell to Chicago's bigoted Cardinal George. |
| 1:05.1 | And restaurants in San Francisco brag about how salty their food is and how they don't give a damn about being gluten-free. |
| 1:14.2 | I'm Fausto Farnas. |
| 1:15.6 | I'm Mark Philean. |
| 1:16.6 | And this is Feast of Fun. |
| 1:23.1 | Not shaving gives me more time for misbehaving. |
| 1:31.5 | Get this sexy t-shirt and all our fabulous designs at feastafun.com slash store. |
| 1:44.0 | The adorable, very funny, Mateo Lane is on Feastafun. |
| 1:49.5 | If you watch cable television, which we don't, you might have recognized him on Adam Devine's house party, |
| 1:56.9 | on Comedy Central and soon to be starring in MTV's reality series |
| 2:01.3 | Guy Code. |
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