Florida Men Angering Their Wives Immensely | 12.26.25

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare. And I'm not a racist, and I'm always chilling. Oh, yeah!
0:35.6	What it is! This is some macho man Randy Savage.
0:39.3	This is our factor.
0:41.3	And there is no one that does it better right now.
0:45.3	Yeah, nobody does it better.
0:47.3	I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead. Tell me something right now.
0:50.3	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
0:52.3	And I'm not a racist, and I'm always cheering.
0:56.1	Oh, yeah! Hello
1:13.6	Hard Oh, hi.
1:18.6	Welcome back to another edition of Florida Man Friday, this time December 19th, 2025.
1:25.9	One of the last couple Florida Man Fridays of 2025. So cherish it, you know,
1:32.3	hold it closely, enjoy. Hopefully you've done all your holiday shopping, unlike Mark and I.
1:39.8	Why, unlike me, Mark, are you done with your holiday shopping no unlike mark and i fuck i wish i brought
1:46.6	that i just tossed you in there just because you know i figured figured you're in the same yeah
1:50.9	same kind of boat wrote it right over there with me so yeah so you know i take advantage of online
1:55.1	yeah i take advantage of online shopping now and it's like such a like procrastinator's dream but like because you can get a lot
2:02.7	of things in two or three days yeah yeah no mark it's a blessing and a curse to be to be a good performer
2:10.2	under pressure under stress right right you know you can pull it off we're like we're like uh Arnold
2:17.2	Schwarzenegger
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