Chimpanzees Are Bad Pets, Powerball Dreams, Erection Monitor + More | 12.25.25

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist, and I'm always chilling. Oh, yeah.
0:35.5	Good morning, heart oh high.
0:40.3	It's Pat West with you today.
0:42.8	Christmas week.
0:44.4	Not sure how this, what we're doing here,
0:47.5	but we're here to provide you entertainment
0:49.3	to get you through the holidays.
0:52.0	And that's what we aim to do today
0:53.9	with all effort and all of our might
0:56.6	is this an episode is this a page what are we doing here can you help me out can you tell me what
1:03.3	we're doing i mean yeah the people have it's it's um it's going to the people it's going to the people
1:08.4	that's what i want that's what i that's all you need to know west going to you what does you shut up and dance why don't you shut the fuck up and
1:18.3	dance buddy oh man i was listening to uh remember when that chimpanzee ripped that woman's face
1:25.7	off dude i mean the first time, like 2010?
1:30.5	Yeah.
1:31.0	Yeah.
1:31.6	Yeah.
1:31.9	I was listening to Howard Stern.
1:33.5	And they, they were doing like a little like, you know, reminiscing of the past 20
1:37.2	years.
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