All right, let's do this one last time.

My name is Donald J. Trump.

I was just indicted by a New York prosecutor,

and for the past few months, I've been the one and only former president to ever be indicted for crimes.

But now, I've been indicted by the government that I used to run,

a federal indictment that's never happened before.

I'm pretty sure you know the rest.

I took a bunch of classified documents from the White House to my big Peech House in Florida.

The federal government asked for them back, but I sort of refused to cooperate.

And then I kind of lied about giving them all back.

And then we all just kind of sat around and waited for the charges to drop.

Oh, and in the meantime, I told everyone I wanted to be president again,

and I'm leading the pack. No big deal.

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