Florida Man in Batman Pajamas Apprehends Neighborhood Thief | 9.1.25

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.1	Hello
0:37.0	Oh, hi Hello Heart O High
0:40.5	Welcome back to another edition of the Hive Hour.
0:44.8	Oh wait, no, it's Florida Man Friday.
0:46.7	Thank God.
0:47.3	Oh, look at the outfit.
0:49.6	Yeah, I know Mark's look.
0:50.8	Mark looks very Florida Man Friday.
0:52.6	I'm sleeping on the couch again this week.
0:54.3	So I'm, uh, just, you know, pretty much in the same clothes all week.
0:58.5	Um, uh, and so, ooh.
1:03.5	Yeah.
1:04.1	Yeah.
1:04.7	Yeah.
1:05.7	Don't have kids.
1:06.8	Yeah.
1:07.9	I'm just kidding.
1:09.0	They're the best.
1:09.6	She's out there watching TV right now.
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