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Hard Factor

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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare. And I'm not a racist And I'm always chilling Oh yeah
0:21.2	Yeah
0:21.3	Yeah Yeah Good morning and welcome to episode 1783.
0:49.2	No, didn't work.
0:51.0	Hold on.
0:51.4	We're here.
0:52.5	1783.
0:53.7	You're not in your microphone. You scream yourself on your microphone.
0:57.6	Of hard factor. That's true. I sure did. Once again,
1:02.0	I'm fixing it right now, but it's episode 1783 of hard factor. It's Friday, August
1:07.5	29th, 2025. Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80-ish percent accuracy
1:12.0	guaranteed on this podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor. If you need more hard factor today,
1:18.0	Pat's up first. What you got, Pat? Well, first, I'd like to say we're taping this on my 40th birthday.
1:23.7	So happy birthday to me. No big deal. Happy birthday to Pat. It's not big deal. Happy birthday to Pat. How you feel it? You look great. I don't really care or anything. I'm feeling a little fat. But I'll tell you what. You don't look it. You look great. I'll tell you what. No smokes for a year. Pretty good. Pretty good year. No smoking. Congrats. And I feel good. going to dinner, going to dinner, going to dinner. So a lot of dinners, a lot of dinners. But today we're talking about wet wipes, wet wipe island specifically.
1:57.0	And then a an elected official
2:01.2	in North Carolina
2:02.8	who did something real shady
2:04.8	maybe
2:06.2	when he found drugs
2:08.2	in his dairy queen blizzard.
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