Florida Is A DeSaster!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
The gang talk about the latest stunt pulled by GOP darling, and Mussolini protégé, Ron DeSantis.
Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | This episode is brought to you by FitBod, Harry's Razors, Butcherbox, and NextEvo Naturals. |
| 0:16.6 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armourgutten update! |
| 0:18.8 | I'm Christopher Titus! |
| 0:20.5 | Andeoooooo! |
| 0:22.7 | Is the Armourgutten update kidnapping illegal immigrants in private jets? |
| 0:25.8 | What the hell is going on? |
| 0:27.0 | It seems that Ron Disaster, the governor of Florida, really hates immigrants! |
| 0:31.4 | Even though Florida had 2.6 million Latino immigrants in 2021. |
| 0:35.1 | Also, Latino immigrants build businesses and bring it over 7 billion to Florida annually |
| 0:39.9 | and Florida residents in immigrant and let households had $98 billion in spending power |
| 0:46.0 | in Florida in 2018. |
| 0:47.7 | So yeah, let's get rid of all that money and hard work! |
| 0:50.7 | We've already pissed off Disney and called the people that invented Donald Duck groomers. |
| 0:56.3 | This dude really is a disaster. |
| 0:57.8 | Here's how desperate Sucky D is for attention. |
| 1:01.2 | He didn't even send Florida immigrants to California. |
| 1:04.5 | He had the plane stop in Texas and pick up Texas immigrants. |
| 1:07.9 | It's like a racist airborne uber. |
| 1:10.6 | I guess you realize that he couldn't take his own states immigrants because they were making |
| 1:15.3 | and spending so much damn money in Florida. |
| 1:18.4 | It's the only thing that creates that one thin membrane that stopped Florida from becoming |
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