Floppy Fury (w/ Kyle Kinane and Guys We F****d)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher (the Guys We F****d podcast), and Kyle Kinane (Paradise PD, Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm) to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Corinne tells us about getting funky with a guy who really beat himself up over his non-functioning monkey, Krystyna prepares to bed Superman but a medical emergency might be her Kryptonite, and Kyle describes the sh*ttiest vacation ever, literally. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it. Kyle Kinane's comedy special Trampoline In A Ditch is available on YouTube, and you can find information about his upcoming tour dates at KyleKinane.com. Tickets for Krystyna's shows are at KrystynaHutchinson.com, and Corinne's live dates are at CorinneFisher.com. Their show together, Guys We F****d is wherever you get your podcasts.

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0:00.0	I dated a performer and I found out that their performance
0:02.9	was she would paint with her nude body.
0:05.1	Oh yeah, he is.
0:06.3	Come on.
0:07.6	Wait, Williamsburg?
0:08.8	Come on.
0:09.8	I feel like silver like, but you know,
0:12.1	same the book.
0:13.0	Williamsburg of LA, yeah.
0:14.5	Yeah, yeah.
0:15.4	But she was complaining because her parents
0:17.7	wouldn't co-sign on a lease for an apartment.
0:20.0	I'm like, you just, you just take your clothes off
0:22.1	and roll around on the canvas.
0:23.5	I'm like, I wouldn't sign off on that either.
0:25.8	I'm just gonna know.
0:26.6	I feel like being able to paint something
0:28.2	with your assholes are real skin.
0:30.2	I hope she was really undermining.
0:31.8	Yeah.
0:32.8	Yeah, this one.
0:33.8	I'm imagining she does.
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