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Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On this special LIVE episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians London Hughes, Zach Zimmerman, and Michael Cruz Kayne to the Paradise Club in New York City to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. London catches a dream ride to a nightmare picnic, Zach’s date beats a hasty escape, and Michael shows how far he'd jump for love. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it.

London Hughes is the author of Living My Best Life, Hon: Following Your Dreams is No Joke, released September 5, 2023. Her comedy special To Catch a Dick is streaming on Netflix. Zach Zimmerman is the author of Is It Hot In Here? Or Am I Suffering For All Eternity For The Sins I Committed On Earth?, and his tour dates can be found at zach-zimmerman.com. Michael Cruz Kayne hosts the podcast A Good Cry, Sorry For Your Loss will be available on Audible this September, and his live dates can be found at michaelcruzkayne.com.

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0:00.0	Hello there and welcome to Bad Dates. My name is Jameeda Jamel. I am the host of this show and I wanted to quickly say thank you to everyone who's been listening and recommending it to their friends and writing me the funniest and best letters about all the different places bad dates has made you laugh.
0:15.0	I'm glad that we're all in this shit together. I just wanted to introduce today's episode because it's a bit different.
0:21.0	I did a live show, a live recording of bad dates in New York in front of a full live audience very nearly ship my pants out of fear which would have been very on brand for this podcast.
0:33.0	But nonetheless it's a slightly different vibe but one that I think you'll enjoy our guests are hysterical and so lively and I hope to be able to do more of these all over the world so I can come meet you all in person.
0:47.0	But for now, enjoy bad dates.
1:01.0	Hello and now we are bringing on our guest London Hughes.
1:09.0	And Michael Cruz came.
1:15.0	Bloody hell. I'm trying to get up here like a lady babe one sec.
1:20.0	This is difficult. This is a very basic instinct moment. Do I need to cover you for a second?
1:24.0	Are you alright?
1:26.0	I'm done. Is the pussy away?
1:28.0	The pussy is away.
1:29.0	But the dick is alright. I'm sorry.
1:33.0	How are you guys? You alright?
1:36.0	How are you?
1:37.0	I'm alright.
1:38.0	So this is a show about bad dates, right? Put your hands up if you've had a shit date.
1:44.0	Oh that is 98% of the room.
1:46.0	We are all with you. Put your hands up now if you think you were responsible for the bad date.
1:55.0	The men at the back.
1:56.0	Three very honest men at the back.
1:58.0	And I think we have one woman. Hello.
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