Hello, it's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Mania to Fun-Filled Flues Challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day

where I'll be telling

five jokes and sharing a tongue twister

that you can attempt to say.

As I am an expert comedian and exceptional entertainer,

don't be too upset if these jokes go above your little head.

They will all, of course, go above Bob the station manager's head, and he doesn't say anything.

Bob, sorry, we haven't got the time for pithy comments.

We've only got time for pithy comedy.

Now, everyone come along down to the joke vault.

This is where I keep my very best jokes.

Well, all jokes are my best jokes, but you get to drift. Come along.

Ah, what type of joke should I tell today? Jokes about glue. No, that can get a bit sticky. Jokes about matches? No, they get a bit hot-headed. Jokes about bread. I certainly could cut you off a slice, but, oh, I know.

Ah, today I'm telling five more jokes about animals.

Fizzies love animals.

Mind you, the closest thing we have to some sort of zoo is the four times a year Waffle and Martha joined forces to make an elephant costume.

Problem is, they've never seen an elephant.

And the second problem, is there's never any communication.

They're both always dressed as an elephant's butt.

I'll tell you this. No elephant should have to look like that.

Alright, kiddos, here we go.

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