It's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Media, the fun-filled

Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages. Now, today is joke-fest day,

where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can attempt to say.

You can even learn my hilarious jokes too and share them with your friends. As long as you give me proper credit, of course. Don't go passing these off on your own.

No one would believe you anyway. They're clearly snooze originals. Now, come along with me down to my joke vault.

This is where I keep my very best jokes safe and sound, so nobody nicks them.

I'm looking at you, Chuck Lorry.

Now, what type of jokes should I tell today?

Jokes about whales?

They're pretty killer.

Maybe a traffic joke.

No, that'll put a stop to the fun.

Maybe a jewelry joke.

They're as good as gold. No, No, no, no. How about? Oh, I know. This is a good one.

Well, I just ate delicious fizzbar, and that's all that's on my mind right now. Actually, come to think of it, that's always what on my mind.

I love his bars.

So, I think it's high time we tell some jokes about food.

Now, these jokes are,

well, pretty sweet, wouldn't you say?

Food-based comedy is something you can really sink your teeth into.

Mr. Schnoos, don't give away all the good stuff too soon.

All right, kiddos, here we go.

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