Flat Earth with Ben Dietzel

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The earth is flat. This is a fallacy believed by human beings throughout time, and without reason. And yet for all the things that make no goddamn sense about flat Earth theory, people persist in insisting that it is a disc, that gravity is fake, and that the moon and sun for sure don’t work like you think they do. People like this week’s guest, very funny comedian and open minded man Ben Dietzel.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. This one had a goth face.
0:47.0	The youngest boy I had a goth face.
0:49.0	The youngest boy I had a goth face.
0:52.0	Oh, that little melting face angel.
0:54.0	Oh, you knew how a long sort of melty.
0:56.0	Yeah, he did.
0:57.0	He was probably the best actor.
0:58.0	I remember him being really good.
1:00.0	And they all had middle parts.
1:02.0	Yeah, and soft fluffy hair.
1:04.3	Yeah, soft middle part voice.
1:05.7	Which I think I kind of imprinted on that show
1:07.7	because I still look for soft fluffy hair and a man.
1:10.8	I gotta, I gotta get a soft do.
1:13.0	How many women formed their ideal image of a man from home improvement?
1:17.8	I think most because you know it was all we were all either into the boys because we were young enough
1:25.3	or we imprinted on Tim Allen the height of sex symbols in the 90s or who is the other buddy, Al?
1:34.0	Al, Al Borlin.
1:35.0	Al is the hot one now.
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