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Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Social Sciences, Paranormal, True Crime, Aliens, Conspiracy, Supernatural, History, Science, Comedy

4.3 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

CBot here. It's Flashback week on Hysteria 51. Monday through Friday this week the meatsacks are releasing one of their favorite past episodes of the show. On Friday there will be a post where you can vote for your favorite episode of the week. 1 person who voted will be picked at random for a prize pack so make sure to hop on Hysteria Nation if you like crap from dumb podcasts. I hope you lose!

A recently deceased man’s body is discovered on an Australian beach. No signs of foul play and at first glance it appears to be just another unremarkable death. But then… The man can’t be identified…with any database…anywhere on the planet. All tags have been removed from his clothing, taking away the ability to even trace their country of origin. A small scrap of paper is found in his possession with two words in Persian, torn from a rare first edition book by a 12th century poet. Oh, and that natural death? Might not have been so natural. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg in what is considered Australia’s most perplexing cold case. The Somerton Man case has it all; love triangles, spy games, and even ciphers! Every good mystery needs a cipher. The H51 I-Team investigates. Plus, we discuss the various ways to die or get eaten in Australia, the return of C-Bot’s homicidal tendencies, and the return of the WHEEL OF CONSPIRACIES! All of that and more on the podcast that isn’t from the Land Down Under, but we sure like to party like we are – Hysteria 51.

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0:00.0	its flashback week on hysteria 51. Monday through Friday this week the meet-sacks are releasing one of
0:05.7	their favorite past episodes of the show. On Friday there will be a post where you can vote for your
0:10.5	favorite episode of the week. One person who voted will be picked at random for a prize pack so
0:15.2	make sure to hop on hysteria nation if you like crap from shitty podcasts. I hope you lose.
0:21.2	And now on with the show.
0:28.4	The following is the fourth-hand protection.
0:31.0	They say I'm disturbed. From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread.
0:35.8	I think we're getting into a weird area here.
0:42.0	This is hysteria.
0:43.6	You can't handle the truth.
0:45.3	Fruit. Fruit.
0:46.4	Spring has gone.
0:47.9	This is hysteria 51.
0:52.1	The truth is out there.
0:54.9	But you won't find it here.
0:56.8	They're coming for you. Look, that comes one of them now.
1:05.3	Welcome in hysteria nation to the podcast that isn't from the land down under.
1:10.3	But we sure like to party like we are. This is hysteria 51.
1:19.3	Broadcasting from the lower fourth dimension, otherwise known as Chicago,
1:23.6	I'm your captain in this investigation of the bizarre. My name is John Goforth.
1:27.8	What they did to me, what I am. I can't be undone.
1:32.3	Alongside is my co-captain, Mr. Brent Paul Hogan hand.
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