FLASHBACK: John Titor- Time Traveler or Internet Troll | 232
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2021
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
CBot here. It's Flashback week on Hysteria 51. Monday through Friday this week the meatsacks are releasing one of their favorite past episodes of the show. On Friday there will be a post where you can vote for your favorite episode of the week. 1 person who voted will be picked at random for a prize pack so make sure to hop on Hysteria Nation if you like crap from dumb podcasts. I hope you lose!
If time travel is possible and future humans are coming back to our era...what would they want? To kill a future despot? To make a change to the environment that saves future generations? To take back a computer from 1975 to make their time machine work properly? If you're anything like the subject of this week's show, John Titor, you went with door #3. According to his posts on the internet, John Titor traveled back to the 70s to get a special computer to save time travel. He also made a pit stop along the way in the early 00's to live with his family (and 2 year old self) and presumably post snotty messages on inane internet forums (not stand-up forums like Hysteria Nation). Sound crazy? That's the most normal part of this story. This week we do our best Sam Beckett and try to fix what went wrong with the OG Chrononaut - John Titor. Plus, John and Brent ponder the existential perils of time travel (not really - just looking for ways to make money on it). Conspiracy bot ponders the existential perils of time travel (not really - just looking for other ways to kill John and Brent). And David Flora of Blurry Photos is back in the lower 4th (he just wants to time travel to a time before he met Conspiracy Bot). All of that and more on the podcast that doesn’t have time travel capabilities, but if we did, we’d do things to improve humanity…and make an insane amount of money – Hysteria 51.
Time Travel / John Titor songs referenced in the show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z6ppzwikfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz_uGrpgPBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxaTHTisUvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmvBi2NOO3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHl4GnwFv20
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Paddy Power Games gives you more chances to win. |
| 0:02.3 | Imagine that. |
| 0:03.0 | Life with more chances. |
| 0:07.2 | Bujo, fancy some cheese and shabby, |
| 0:09.2 | dusters, yeah. |
| 0:10.4 | No, get out of my office. |
| 0:13.8 | At Paddy Power Games, we believe in giving everyone more chances in life. |
| 0:17.1 | That's why we're giving away free spins, cash, |
| 0:19.1 | and sport book bets absolutely free on Paddy's Wonder Wheel. |
| 0:22.1 | More chances to win with Paddy Power Games. |
| 0:24.5 | Once been per player per day, each prize carries individual season seas. |
| 0:27.2 | Eligibility rules and season seas applies in plus big envelope where don't talk. |
| 0:30.2 | It's Flashback Week on History of 51. |
| 0:33.1 | Monday through Friday this week the meat sacks are releasing one of their favorite past episodes of the show. |
| 0:38.4 | On Friday there will be a post where you can vote for your favorite episode of the week. |
| 0:42.3 | One person who voted will be picked at random for a prize pack so make sure to hop on history |
| 0:46.6 | a nation if you like crap from shitty podcasts. |
| 0:49.7 | I hope you lose. |
| 0:51.6 | And now on with the show. |
| 0:58.2 | The following is the fourth hand protection. |
| 1:01.1 | In the year 2000s someone using the name John Teeter claimed to be a time traveling soldier on the radio program |
| 1:06.4 | coast to coast AM with Art Bell and on several internet message boards. |
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