Flapjacks from Outer Space: The Joe Simonton Encounter | 364
Hysteria 51
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🗓️ 6 March 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Picture this: a quiet morning in 1961, Eagle River, Wisconsin, when Joe, a humble plumber and chicken farmer on the side, witnesses a shiny saucer land in his yard. Out steps beings from beyond, not with laser guns or cryptic messages, but with a craving for water and an offer of pancakes cooked on a flameless griddle. This story has it all: interstellar diplomacy over breakfast, a government analysis of cosmic cuisine, and the enduring mystery of why aliens might traverse the vastness of space to share their version of our morning favorites. Buckle up as we dive into one of the most appetizing alien encounters in history, serving up a story so strange it just might be true. PLUS- We finally find out what Conspiracy Bot's C.H.U.D. does, and it brings with it some old "friends" of the show. So, get ready to be whisked away on an adventure that's out of this world on Hysteria 51!
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Alien Pancakes? - https://youtu.be/XGBfrg788Aw?si=iSPqPSbG0O50wlpD
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Hardcore Zen- http://hardcorezen.info/alien-pancakes/7894
3X Strange- https://strangestrangestrange.com/paranormal/ufo/joe-simonton-and-the-alien-pancakes/
The U.S. Sun- https://www.the-sun.com/news/7625220/us-air-forces-secret-probe-alien-pancakes/
Obscurban Legend Wiki- https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/Pancake_Bakers_from_Space
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Picture this, a quiet morning in 1961, Eagle River, Wisconsin, when Joe, a humble plumber and |
| 0:09.2 | chicken farmer on the side witnesses a shiny saucer land in his yard. Outsteps beings from beyond, not with |
| 0:16.0 | laser guns or cryptic messages, but with a craving for water and an offer of pancakes |
| 0:20.7 | cooked on a flameless grill. The story has it all, |
| 0:23.7 | interstellar diplomacy over breakfast, a government analysis of cosmic |
| 0:27.8 | cuisine, and the enduring mystery of why aliens might traverse the |
| 0:31.8 | fastest of space to share their version of our |
| 0:34.3 | morning favorites. Buckle up as we dive into one of the most appetizing alien |
| 0:38.6 | encounters in history serving up a story so strange it just might be true. |
| 0:42.4 | Get ready to be whisked away on an adventure |
| 0:44.8 | that's out of this world this week on Hysteria 51. They say I'm disturbed. |
| 0:50.9 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:54.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:57.0 | You simply school who are not crazy. |
| 1:00.0 | This hysteria. |
| 1:01.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 1:04.0 | This brain is gone. |
| 1:06.0 | This is hysteria 51. |
| 1:08.0 | And here. |
| 1:10.0 | The truth is out there. |
| 1:12.0 | It's alive. |
| 1:13.0 | But you won't find it here. |
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