Blurry Hysteria: Gold Lunar Cheese | BONUS
Hysteria 51
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🗓️ 13 March 2024
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
It's super big Blurry Hysteria time as Kevin Crispin of Sad Times Podcast and author and bumper-ized guest JTR Brown stop by the studio this week to give us their best weird news. (Even though one ended up being fake but we won't hold that against them). We cover everything from how we will ruin the moon, the best cheese after a coma, and how to get to heaven the easy way! All that at MORE this week on Hysteria 51!
News Stories Mentioned:
Lunar Radiation Time: https://www.livescience.com/space/space-exploration/russia-and-china-announce-plan-to-build-shared-nuclear-reactor-on-the-moon-by-2035-without-humans
Heaven Slips (FAKE April Fools Joke):https://br.ifunny.co/picture/e-them-to-his-planet-promised-to-tak-florida-couple-gXWBIM2J7
Cheese Swears: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/boy-awakes-from-coma-addicted-to-cheese-and-swearing-10113941.html
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Syria Nation. Welcome to a slightly quieter, less jumbled. I don't know, I'm not going to say that because we haven't gotten into this, but probably a less jumbled up addition of, well this is a blurry hysteria instead of a hysteria 51, but that is okay. |
| 0:24.6 | And I do have someone I want to get to really quick here because, uh, well he's, he's |
| 0:29.9 | had a week on him. |
| 0:31.1 | His name is. |
| 0:32.3 | Come on! |
| 0:33.0 | Kevin! |
| 0:34.0 | Kevin! |
| 0:35.0 | Kevin! |
| 0:38.0 | Kevin! |
| 0:39.0 | Captain Christmas. |
| 0:40.0 | Uh, I only agreed to be on this week's episode because I signed a piece of paper that I made |
| 0:46.3 | you sign that said C-Bod wouldn't use as Chud. |
| 0:49.3 | Well so as you notice the Chud is gone and so it's C-BOT. |
| 0:52.1 | So David missed his flight so |
| 0:53.7 | CBOT got volatile that he had to drive him back to parts unknown. |
| 0:57.0 | Colorado and then as he was gone some government type officials and nice |
| 1:02.2 | black suits with a nice shiny power |
| 1:06.0 | sheenie power beautiful red lipstick came in and a deathbed tesla |
| 1:11.0 | that should now you man, you gotta listen to. |
| 1:14.0 | If you listen to show you, you would know I'm talking about the men in black. |
| 1:16.0 | That's what they look like. |
| 1:18.0 | They Tesla Deathbed, Deathbed it is a chud and took it with him which is probably for the best because... |
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