I say, what's the deuce?

Hold on one second, let me just get this properly up here.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Every now and again when a video comes across your Twitter feed

and you not are compelled to watch it,

but you end up watching the video from beginning to end,

and legit LOLing, you must share this video with the world.

Behold!

Guys, that happened again.

I was out minding my own business, not bothering anybody, and I got mispigmented.

I was at the dollar tree. I was picking up some wave caps for the 360 waves I'm growing out.

And this guy behind me is like, I didn't know white guys

needed those things. And I said, excuse me, bigot? Did you just dead skin me? And he's like,

what are you talking about? I'm like, what am I talking about? I was assigned white at birth by a doctor, but I identify as a black man.

And this whole time the cashier's just kind of standing there.

I'm like, are you not going to say anything to this racist?

She's like, sir, he's an actual black man.

I said, actual black man.

Do you understand how harmful those words are to trans-pigmented people like me?

You know, and it's just like how many black identifying white guys are going to have to suffer

until people just start doing the right thing and affirming our

identity. So the cashier is like, sir, you can either finish checking out or just leave. And I'm like,

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