Gentlemen of the Interwebs, I bet you were wondering why Viva was one minute late.

Many of you might have thought the Canadian feds or RCMP had gotten to me.

You would be wrong.

My fat fingers kept on screwing up on the window that I wanted to bring up.

It was Ty the Fisher.

I want to start with a laugh for today's show.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ty, the fish is hilarious.

Hi, guys.

A comedian actor Tyler Fisher here, and I just made the decision.

I am moving back to New York City.

I've been in Texas for a year, and I have to be there for Mom Dani.

I just do.

I know a lot of people will be surprised by this, but like, I'm so sick of living in Texas where I don't even pay state income tax. Think about that. So I have to like find things to do with my money. Like this is my third coffee of the day. I'm going to buy a paddleboard. I'm hiking new shoes.

And it's like, I'm just done with it.

I have to give up 52% of my income. I have a car, which is like, it's so toxic cis white male of me. You know what I mean? And they're charging money to take buses here. Charging money. So what do homeless people do if they want to go on there and sleep and piss and shit and stab somebody?

They have to go in fundraise to get on a bus. Like, what the fuck? So I'm just going to get back there and get back to the gays for Palestine protests. Even the bikers aren't assholes. And like, nobody has assaulted me today. I'm sitting here literally. I got cash hanging out of my pockets. No one's called me a racist, toxic, cis white male. What am I doing? America's to be abused and live in a tiny studio apartment and welcome illegal migrants into your space. I'm going to have probably

10 living with me sharing a bed because I care. And my dating life here is amazing. Like women,

they like when I take charge, they like when I leave. They're nice. They're feminine. Barf gagged me. I prefer a woman with a shaved head, eight cats who hates men, the patriarchy, but still wants me to pay the bill. And what if I... Okay, we'll stop there because I don't want to steal the entire thing. Everybody must go watch the rest of this.

Share it around because Tyler Fisher is bona fide hilarious, bona fide insightful, and there's the link one more time.

Seriously, who voted for the communists, says Florida girl over in commie tube?

A funny thing of the other video I was going to start the show with was

Kathy Hokel apparently shutting down.

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