Fish Police, Estate Sales, Celebs To Leave Your Partner For

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Joe Kwaczala is here to defend Daniel who may or may not be committing micro aggressions. We discuss Fish Police and Joe's new movie. I need to talk about the upcoming estate sale and my concerns and how I'm afraid of my own phone. Greg Heller has sent in some JMOEs and also invents a new segment. And I need to know what celeb everyone would leave their partner for. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, his new best friend show.
0:07.7	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest. He's a comedian, writer, actor, and host of the podcast who cares about the Rock Hall. It's Joe Kuzala. Tone Zone is here to gloat that he will not be affected by the new tariff's on people who take their shoes off indoors.
0:23.8	I'm her husband Daniel saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:31.6	Allison Rosen is a new best friend. Allison, Harrison, Harrison, dance to dance again. Allison's your new best friend.
0:53.0	Hello, my little super fan BFF cheese plates.
0:56.8	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
1:00.8	That particular thematic and appropriate carbohydrate.
1:05.2	Well, I hope there's crackers on that plate because otherwise it's really just protein and fat.
1:09.3	Was sent in by none other than Lisa
1:11.7	Lowry on Patreon.
1:16.2	Patreon.
1:17.1	There we go.
1:18.4	Yes, I am on Patreon.
1:20.4	And yes, I have hosted this show for many years, even though it's as if every time I do
1:25.1	the intro, it's as if it's for the first time.
1:27.1	Such is my passion for intros.
1:29.9	I'm on Patreon.
1:31.0	A lot of fun stuff.
1:31.9	Thank you over there.
1:33.5	We've got episodes of the Friend Zone.
1:35.9	That's my bonus.
1:37.0	Patreon podcast.
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