Daniel and Alison (The Worst Text Exchange In The World!)

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Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

I had a horribly uncomfortable text exchange and I need to figure out why it rattled me so much. Daniel has had it up to here with people who out-introvert him and he has an idea for a reality show. I need to talk about my plucky wine mom nightshirts and a literal thorn in my shoulder. Plus narcissists and assholes and antagonists. And our children who both want to be YouTubers.

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0:00.0	Allison Rosen,
0:03.0	Allison is your new best friend
0:06.0	Allison,
0:07.0	Allison with perfect good times never end
0:12.0	Allison
0:13.0	Do we in a way to get some pants
0:16.0	again
0:17.0	Allison,
0:18.0	Allison's your new best friend Hey everyone, hi, hello. Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. I am sitting here in my studio with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants. Hello. Hi. How goes it? I goes good. Good. You are wearing a denim jacket with an eat a bag of dicks pin.
0:40.0	A wonderful throwback. I was surprised that this was on this denim jacket because I don't recall
0:44.4	wearing this jacket back in the days when I was eating bags of dicks. Yes, when I was eating just
0:50.3	no, when I was selling these pins. Are the pins still for sale?
0:54.7	No.
0:56.1	We've got to bring them back.
0:58.7	I do have some.
0:59.2	I could.
1:01.2	You know, it's a whole thing.
1:06.9	It was fun to sell things, but I'm so bad at fulfillment, and it's just such a pain in the tuchess.
1:08.3	Yeah.
1:09.3	Tuchai.
1:10.2	So, you know, my merch is with Fourth Wall now.
1:13.0	That's the company that sells it.
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