Misfit Toys, Misfit Toys.

Good morning, sunshine.

Yeah, it's a no-show show.

It's Aristotle's fault.

I had a good show, Zach Alvinakis, and then me, and James Adomean, and Rory Skovol.

And we had Sarah Squirm, and then Aristotle.

He had the chip with all the show on it, and then he got hot fudge all over, because

he was eating a hot fudge Sunday, and he knows he's not supposed to eat hot fudge Sundays

near the thing that the show was on.

Now, Aristotle, would you like the opportunity to apologize to the audience?

No one believes you taught, because we all know that I would never drop hot fudge.

I would sooner eat the chip than waste hot fudge by dropping it and getting rid of it

for some reason.

Like, I would have just eaten the entire chip, and then there would be nothing.

So what really happened to that chip?

Oh, okay.

Well, that did seem pretty genuine, that did seem pretty genuine, but what a show.

So I'm in Pittsburgh, and I got two shows tonight at the Comedy Arcade Theater.

And then two shows tomorrow, Saturday, the year's 2022, by the way.

Last night we did a set up, we set up the room, it was perfect, perfect, Jason, you're

a beautiful human being.

We didn't even have to do much.

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