Dear Santa, I guess someone your age hasn't heard about the cool new Apple computers with

free built-in TVs, but I'd like one of my very own, so I'll make it easy.

Call this number now and they'll tell you where to get one.

Go to see them and they'll give you this book from Apple called the Menu of Life.

Anything in it will be except, except, fine.

There are amazing prices on Apple computers and a mega range of software.

You can even call them from the North Pole.

Love Miles.

Hello! And welcome to the Colcaste Best 30 Plus.

I've been in an Apple conversation you can hear. All week long, I'm your host out the conversation. You're going to hear all week long.

I'm your host, everyone has to join me today.

Every year he dresses like Santa with a big gift bag.

And he heads to the writer's cage, hands out gifts like new socks, clean wipes, MREs,

and other goods the writers typically go without for the remainder of the year.

He's the manager.

Hold the Mac. He's a manager. Holtermac, Lewis Walz is here.

So great to be back.

So great.

I agree.

Also with us, when he goes to the mall,

children often confuse him for one of Santa's elves.

Probably doesn't help that he wear his shoes with pointy curled tips and bells on the end.

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