First Date LIVE! w/ Mark Normand & Ari Shaffir | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Ladies and gentlemen, red flags of all ages...This week we've got a special treat for you, it's the debut episode of First Date Live! Lauren Compton has brought her show to the Creek and Cave stage here in Austin and tonight she's not alone. Joining her to roast, praise, and judge a gauntlet of prospective dates are Mark Normand and Ari Shaffir! Instead of the usual apps, mains, and desserts, Lauren has brought unique challenges and trivia questions to help narrow down who the most dateable Austinite truly is. The best of the best are subjected to a song competition that may or may not get us flagged for copyright, but that's half the fun. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the anxiety inducing madness of dating in front of a live audience. https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:34.0	I'm easily drinking a lot of milk with dinner.
0:38.0	You can tell you your milk with dinner?
0:41.0	You hold your home about me just say many just me my number
0:47.0	boosting your parents are your roommates
0:51.0	your family
0:52.0	boosting baby Are you're going to be able to do? Are you still dirty?
0:55.0	Varsity.
0:57.0	Okay, well, did you just pull out later?
1:00.0	Yes, ma'am, maybe.
1:02.0	When was your friend who has your shoes? Just sitting ready, and wait for a minute.
1:04.0	Just. Welcome you guys guys, so much for coming out to the very first ever first date live I'm so
1:26.7	excited to be here tonight thank you
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