on the right side you got to be on the right side you got to be on the right side

i spend my paycheck on my blue boots that's okay and now i've got to me in the bright side you got to be fire on the bright side she's of a hot, beautiful woman. She's got fire in her

pussy hole and she is walking to you being beautiful, batting her eyes. Fire. Fire. It burns your

kitchen down. It'll burn your house down and take your entire family with you. It'll kill your life and your soul and it is not to be fucked with fire.

It'll also cook your food.

That's true.

Keep you warm.

Heat your water.

You know, it'll, uh, you know, it'll, uh, you know, it'll burn down your enemy's house.

You know, it'll look, you know, you could, a good fire story. Hello, everyone, this is the brighter side. We're talking about fire today. Amber Nelson, me, Mary Kelly, what's going on, guys? I got a good fire story for you. It's really awful, and it just shows my dad used to tell me the story. Well, there's never a good fire story.

I mean, unless it was like, and then we lived because we lit a fire in Canada in the wood.

There's never the story.

In my dad's dormitory, they used to play this game that was infested with rats, and they would all throw in $2,

and then they'd light the rat,

they'd soak the rat in kerosene,

and they'd light it on fire,

and then they would sit in a circle,

and whoever the rat died in front of got all the money.

My father told me that story when I was a child.

Wow, did he go to school in prison? No, no. Missouri. Oh, same thing. Same thing. How did they get the rat? How did they get kerosene on the rat? I guess you just throw it. If you put it in a cage or you got in a rat trap, you just, you know, put a bunch of kerosene on it on it. You want to light a rat on fire. You can light a rat on fire. You know put a bunch of kerosene on it you want to light a rat on fire you can let a rat on fire you can light a rat that's the life of a rat though one time in new york I saw a rat that just had this open wound on its back and I was like following it with my phone so I wanted to get a clear picture of it because look how fucking gross and it was like running away from me and then all of a sudden the rat got

the courage and it just knew like I'm spookier than you I bet you'll run away and it just turned

around and goes squeak and I ran away and it chased me that's how it got its scar that's how it got

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