on the right side you got to be on the right side you got to keep on the right side

I spend my paycheck on my blue boots that's okay and now I got to me in the bright side

You got to be on the bright side

Hey everyone, how you doing?

This is the brighter side.

Aliens are real.

Alert, alert, danger, danger, danger.

Beo, boon, peepoo, boo.

What if they came and they were just like really small and we just kicked him? I mean, that's possible. It could be anything. You know, it could be Chubaca and it ends up being a Star Wars advertisement. You never know what's going to happen. You know, there was a thing I found fascinating. Somebody went to a psychologist's office and they drew somebody they found in their dream and they left it on the desk and then somebody else like a month later they saw the picture on the desk and they were like, oh my God, I saw that in my dream and then these psychologists were sharing it all across the world the same weird face in this dream and I was like, that's super cool. It was an advertisement. Oh, that's kind of cool.

I guess. I guess. I mean, that guy who made the advertisement deserves a raise.

Otherwise, there's the brighter side. Ahmed Larson, that was Amber Nelson. Mary Kelly's here, as always. And joining us is our resident comedian alien expert, right? That's safe to say.

Yeah. Matt McCarthy. How you doing, buddy? What's going to say. Yeah. Matt McCarthy.

How you doing, buddy?

What's going on?

Well, hello there, everyone.

I'm here.

You can tell that he's an alien fan by his fish concert t-shirt.

That's true.

Purchased with cash at the Fabulous Forum last summer.

Ooh, for all you listeners out there, just imagine Matt wearing like this little head thing with the antennas and they're all bopping around.

That's what he's wearing right now.

Came dressed for the occasion.

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