Hello, everyone back to Fire Escape. It is episode 37. I hope you brought your binkies, all you babies.

I can just start skipping the first like seven seconds of this podcast every time if that's

all right. Do you listen to it after we publish? No, but I mean like when we're recording,

you can just like, you text me when you're ready for me, you know? How would you know what age group

I'm talking to that episode? You always say babies. I know. Is that our demo? You look at the stats. Do we, is that the demo? The vast majority of our demo is babies. It's weird. They used to always tell me when I was at W.R. E that they wanted to get into kids podcasting. And I remember thinking, like, how many fucking kids listen to podcasts?

And I remember not there anymore.

My boss was like, oh, yeah, my kid, you know, listens to podcasts all the time.

My kid's three years old.

It's like, what?

And it was like pitching podcasts.

It was like John Cena reading bedtime stories and stuff.

And do you guys know any kids that listen to podcasts?

I don't know any kids.

My nephew. I guess I don't either. My nephew listens to like soccer premier league.

How old?

10, 11? That's not a kid. That's a kid. That's a kid? Is that a tween? Is that a tween? It's a tween. Preteen? Tween. Yeah. Is it tween a kid? If you want kids on the podcast, I can get kids on the podcast.

I don't know.

I don't want that.

Demographic.

We do not want babies or. A kid? If you want kids on the podcast, I can get kids on the podcast. I don't know. I don't want that.

The wrong demographic, we do not want babies or tweens listening to this podcast, but we do call our lessons.

Being called the baby.

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