Hello, everybody, welcome back to Fire Escape. It's episode 36. It is Monday, August 29th. How are all you beautiful babies doing?

You always made it through without it being aggressively weird. No. It was almost the first.

I had a plan the whole time. How many in a row of you mentioned babies at the beginning? I just think

if you cut that out, it gets way less creepy immediately. Just a big fan of infants. Are you

drinking out of a sippy cup, Mary? What is that? Speaking of infants, did you do that because you

knew I would introduce you as babies? I am. I bought this set of sippy cups on Amazon. This is,

they are shaped like little penguins. Penguin, penguin? What I'm upset about is I bought them specifically because of this photo that makes it look

like you're drinking out of a, out of a cute pengue's mouth.

And then when they came, I realized that this is a lid.

And you just drink out of a straw.

Wait, so the pictures?

Did they have like someone's second face or the penguin?

I think that they kind of make it misleading.

It looks like it's a straw, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Well, maybe that is a life straw.

Maybe that's if you go hiking and you can drink the poop water.

Don't know you try to sell life straws here.

Oh, we have an email about that.

I think if you want to put this straw in a toilet, Dan.

I don't.

I'll do it.

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