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Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Big Jay Oakerson and Jeff Leach join Sherrod and Kurt to talk Hulk Hogan being taped in his own home, Amy Schumer on gun control, and KKK members in FUBU. Plus a fan made something special. This week's sponsor is Harry's razors! Use promo code RACE WARS to get your shave kit for only $10!

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0:00.0	You were now checked in to Stand Up New York Labs.
0:03.9	Oh, yeah.
0:05.5	All right.
0:05.7	So, this is a real story about my use of Harry's because I was just at Vinnie's Club
0:10.4	and New Brunswick a couple weeks ago.
0:12.6	And a guy came up to me after the show, and he asked like, kind of aggressively,
0:17.6	like, you really use Harry's.
0:19.6	Like you don't believe we...
0:20.5	Yeah, like, because i have hair
0:22.3	facial hair i'm like i got to shave my neck and my sides and uh right keep it shaped out so you
0:27.5	and your mom so yeah god damn right i do yeah we really use harries man harry's razor is the best
0:33.6	raises i'm still using the same one i got yes me, me too. Originally, it has not worn out yet.
0:38.9	That's unbelievable.
0:39.7	Me too.
0:40.3	I mean, I'm not shaving a full beard every day to be fair, but I'm still using it.
0:43.2	I shave my head with it.
0:44.3	I shave my face with it.
0:45.4	Because regular razors I buy rust up when I leave them in the shower.
0:48.4	I've had my razors sitting in the shower. time. It's great still. They make their own raises. They got the factory in Germany. They make their own raises. You get them for $15. But with the promo code race wars, you get $5 off.
0:59.4	Yep. So it's $10. Go Harry's raise right now. It's a really cheap and it's a much better
1:03.4	razor man. I'm like, you know, I'm so glad I didn't have to pay for mine. I just got it. Yes. But it's not even that good of a deal because you guys hardly have to pay anything.
1:11.5	You don't have to pay anything.
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