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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Finding My HOT Army Pen Pal LOVER - Trail Mix #115

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Comedy

5.03.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In this mini episode, we are reading listener-submitted stories about camper who went searching for a hot military pen pal, but instead got a humbling reality check, a college partner project feud got so bad it ended up in the news, and a camper who turned heads all day, but not in the way she’d planned.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.

0:05.2

That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.

0:07.9

Welcome to Trail Mix.

0:09.4

Our mini episodes from Camp Counselor's podcast.

0:12.1

Each week, the stories come from you, are Camp Shady Birch Campers.

0:15.4

We want to hear your juicy gossip.

0:17.1

Top secret confessions.

0:18.8

Embarrassing and scary stories.

0:20.5

And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice.

0:23.5

Trail Mix is for the campers.

0:25.1

And God, do we love you?

0:28.9

Happy campers.

0:31.2

We're back.

0:32.7

Did you miss us?

0:33.9

Because we missed you.

0:35.7

Welcome back to Trail Mix. This is our mini episode where we read listeners

0:41.3

submitted stories brought to you by listeners like you. Thank you. I can't believe it. Back in

0:48.7

this, too, we have not actually recorded a single episode in like maybe almost a month. Yeah,

0:52.8

this is the longest we've gone since

0:55.0

starting the podcast that we haven't sat down and recorded. Yeah, and I missed you guys. I've been honestly like at night, like I hear a baby cry and it wakes me up. I go, is that a camper? Is he scratching on our window with their acrylic nails? And you know, we'll be out in public and I'll hear someone go, and I think it's you guys.

1:11.4

I just, I hear trauma. I hear yelping. And I go, those are my campers and they need us. And I'm glad you guys have the holidays to distract you. But like, it's time to get back to camp business. It's time to buckle up. Get back in your cabins now. Thank you. we've been in our cabins

1:28.4

bundled up with cabin fever if you will

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