164 - It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like HOA Violations

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In our final episode of the year we’ve got some big surprises. Counselor Zachariah finds out his mom has a secret half-brother! Speaking of brotherly love, we also get into our love for the Jonas Brothers Christmas movie, judge some truly unwell neighbor holiday decor, and make an important announcement: we’re taking a short break from the podcast, but we’ll be back in the new year. Plus, we get into a James Bond jewel thief, and Quinta Brunson’s field trip fund. Obviously we have to wrap up the year with some ranting and question why skydivers are scattering ashes… in the sky? Also what the even heck is up with the GPS screaming directions at full volume while we are posing at a public rest stop?? And of course, we end on the important stuff: ribbon candy love, baking timelapse obsession, and a couple songs to carry you into the season.

Your civic duty as campers begins now: vote in the Nunu Nana Awards at CampCounselorsPodcast.com/vote! Winners announced in the 2nd annual Nunu Nana Award Ceremony on January 14, 2026.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Works Cited:

➜ Corlett, Eva. “Man Charged with Theft after Allegedly Swallowing Fabergé Pendant in Jewellery Store.” The Guardian, 2 Dec. 2025.

➜ Gonzalez, Alex. “Quinta Brunson Launches ‘Field Trip Fund’ For Philadelphia Schools.” Complex, 5 Dec. 2025.

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Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The weight is over. Dive into Audubles' most anticipated collection, the best of 2025, featuring top audiobooks, podcasts, and originals across all genres. Our editors have carefully curated this year's must-listens, from brilliant hidden gems to the busiest new releases.
0:23.7	Every title in this collection has earned its spot.
0:28.3	This is your go-to for the absolute best in 2025 audio entertainment.
0:31.6	Whether you love thrillers, romance, or non-fiction,
0:33.6	your next favorite listen awaits.
0:38.8	Discover why there's more to imagine when you listen at audible.com slash best of the year.
0:42.8	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:45.2	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:46.9	Oh, same thing.
0:48.4	Listen up, campers.
0:51.2	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:53.2	Because Camp Counselors is a variety show.
0:55.6	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya.
0:56.5	Weird news.
0:57.3	Hot gossip.
0:59.8	And scary stories around the campfire.
1:01.1	So spooky.
1:03.0	Is this podcast even about camping?
1:04.3	No, but it is camp.
1:07.7	This is Camp Counselors.
1:12.3	Hey, happy campers.
1:14.8	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. It is week 164 here at Camp.
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