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This is top life time machine. I am Andy Dawson.

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Welcome along to the Monday morning episode.

Coming at you on Monday afternoon because we're a bit disrupted because it's half term again and

every time the kids are off school our lives and our podcasting schedules are completely fucking thrown around.

It's a logistical nightmare, even for a logistical master like you, it's a struggle.

It's a, it is, we thrive when our logistical prowess usually but um not to do uh I mean

some you're not even in grid Britain anymore or are you is over in my Isle of

right rig aren't I yeah this is my spiritual home and the Isle of White Rigg, which is quite convenient in as much as it's just relaxed time.

But at the same time, you know, you kind of it throws my head out of sync people often say when they go how many episodes do you do

of your podcast and you I go do fucking five a week mate yeah and and sometimes people look at me like

Some of them look a bit skeptical some of them look a little bit judgey almost like for

I was just doing a podcast like why and I go fuck off you fucking do a

podcast and said whatever fucking stupid way you're making a living dickhead no I

don't say that that's the that's the that's the podcast it's when you do one once a week and you get together with

maybe one of your media pals and you talk about things like Giles food ingredients

of things like that. You talk ironically about nutritional content of

supermarket food, yeah? And you put it up? And you get 20 listeners. Yeah, good numbers,

great numbers. Yeah so well yeah I don't I try not to like you know

respond in a in a way that is sort of childish but obviously that's a struggle for me so I try not

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