This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Friday the real Friday. August 1st and today's pod and all the pods is the best one yet. It's a T-boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Ah, August. The Sunday of summer months. Maine is the vacation state. August is the vacation month. Stick it on a license plate, Jack. Stocks finished July up 8%. And we're feeling 100% right now. Yeah, so we whipped up three fantastic stories. Oh, these are so good. Let's get right to them, Jack. What do we got for today's pot? For our first story, Figma, the digital design disruptor just had the biggest US IPO in four years. The

stock tripled on day one. But while investors made a 200% return, venture capitalists made a 20,000%

return. For our second story, Skechers just launched a kid's shoe built for Apple Air Tags. They're called

Find My Skechker. Yeties, welcome to the track My Everything era. And our third and final story,

it's officially the tariff deadline day. It's August 1st. Will Trump Taco or will Trump burrito?

Well, the best way for us to explain this huge trade war moment is with

a Ford Bronco. But Yeties, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Fantastic mix of

stories. Love the mix of the week. If you're cracking into your morning energy drink right now,

warning! Warning! Because your next energy drink may accidentally be an alcohol drink.

Celsius is the maker of a popular sparkling energy drink.

High noon is the maker of a popular sparkling vodka drink.

But get this, the packaging supplier for both accidentally mixed up the whole situation.

The whole oopsie-dupsy switcherousky jack. The result?

Celsius cans filled with high noon. Looks like an energy drink on the outside, but vodka mixed

drink on the inside. And those ain't vitamins in there yet, it is. This vodka. You've ordered a

Red Bull vodka at the bar. But you never bought a Red Bull that was secretly spiked with vodka at a store.

So, besties, if you have a Celsius Astro-Vibb sparkling blue raspberry energy drink...

Yes, that is the real name of a real flavor.

Then there's a chance it's actually a dirty astro-vied sparkling blue raspberry energy drink.

Which means if you're driving right now, pull over, pull over.

Because you're accidentally under the influence.

Jack, add it all up, I think someone's getting fired or actually maybe promoted.

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