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Basketball Illuminati

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Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes have defeated every rival when it comes to analyzing LeBron's latest 'Forever King' commercial. Truth Teller Ben Detrick of Cookies Hoops joins the program to reminisce about the bygone era of AND1 Mixtapes and streetball, especially in contrast to the current state of affairs in an NBA full of what he describes as "nepo babies, foreign giants, and aura-challenged biracial suburbanites who play bloodless math-ball". Plus, we revisit his landmark Bryan Colangelo piece and how it compares to the Malik Beasley story and FreeMoose. Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Watch Truth Teller Interviews on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Email us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bballilluminati⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@basketballilluminati⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Could have done without that one line, guys.
0:01.7	One line.
0:02.5	It might have been a little cringe.
0:04.3	Which line was it?
0:05.2	That did it for you.
0:06.0	Every rival was defeated.
0:08.4	Was it every rival?
0:09.6	Well, first of all, what are we talking about?
0:11.2	Oh, yeah.
0:11.6	The LeBron Nike Forever King ad that just came across Twitter.
0:16.5	They called him the chosen one.
0:19.9	He carried the weight of every expectation on his shoulders.
0:25.1	But he never broke.
0:27.8	We were all witnesses.
0:30.6	Every rival was defeated.
0:33.2	Every idol was destroyed.
0:36.1	He took the crown and kept it.
0:40.0	Behold, the greatness.
0:42.4	He is the forever king.
0:45.7	Hey, let's do a compliment sandwich, right?
0:47.8	Let's start with the positives.
0:49.2	It's a very nice reimagining of the intro to Jizaah, the genius Wu-Tang Clan, Liquid Swords.
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