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Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy.

Hello everyone of you, all my baby brods,

dad brods, mom brods, hot brods, dumb brods, whatever you identify as,

I'm just so glad that you're here. Thank you for stopping by.

Thank you for placing me inside of your earholes.

I am very excited about today's episode. I know it's a good, I know it's going to be a good one.

When I'm reading all of the submissions and I am like picking one after the other after the other

every now and then I like have to kind of dig to make sure I have enough responses for the episode.

But this is not one of those times. I had plenty of submissions that were just a new level of outrageous

and I can't wait to get to them. We're going to talk about that in a minute, but we have some

housekeeping, housekeeping before we begin. I've had a lot of questions this past week that I want to

answer. One of them is what are your cat's names because it's one of the questions to get into

the Facebook group and my cats are named soybean and tofu. If you were stuck on that question,

waiting to get into the Facebook group, now you're in, you're in, baby.

The second thing that I got asked a lot this week is when do submission forms go up for us to

submit our stories for the next week's episode? I used to do it sporadically and now I'm on a

better schedule. I feel fine telling you guys this. I don't like to be stuck to a schedule,

like just in case things don't work out that week, but this is just, this is subject to change.

I'm just going to say that, but typically if there is a question that needs submissions for an

episode, that will go up on Tuesday. It will go up on the Tuesday before the episode. So like

six days before. So keep an eye on my Instagram. It's just at the bad broadcast. Those questions with

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