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Once in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And a light gave birth to angels.

And the Earth gave birth to man. And the fire gave birth to the Jin. Creatures condemned to dwell

in the void between the worlds.

You lying sack of shit!

This is FilmSack.

Oh, sure.

Good morning, everyone, and welcome back to FilmSack. That's right. FilmSack,

minding the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind.

And I'm delaying because I forgot to bring up mine notes. So give me just a moment to pull

these up. And I'll read from these notes. Oh, they're good too. Here we go. Hey, I'm Scott

Johnson, joining me today. Brian, I think he stole that little red gem with everyone.

Shit, while everyone was trying to find bits of Ted Remy done away.

Oh poor Ted Remy. So flat. Oh hi. And thank you for breathing your hot breath on my pulsing

ruby vessel and then rubbing it all over your breast. A little over the shirt action is the

absolute best way to wake a century old Jin that was imprisoned by a very naughty sorcerer.

Oh, what's a Jin you ask? Well, it's sort of like a genie, but it's spelt like a Dejango.

So you know what that means. Yeah, you guessed it. You can keep that D in your mouth because

it's silent, but also it means three wishes, followed by the total enslavement of all humanity.

You take the good, you take the bad and there you have the facts of strife, the facts of okay.

Let's move on until the wishing. First wish. Would you like to be rich?

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